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UNWRITTEN RULE: Don’t write passive aggressive, vague status updates on Facebook. ‘Oh tomorrow will be so much better than today, you can’t break me!’ Or ‘Some people should really think before they speak!’ Who can’t break you?? What did they say? Then when people enquire after them, they fall silent or respond with an equally vague response. FUCK. OFF. Just simply say –Jason, I hate your guts, you will pay. Yay, we all get that. Cut the shit people.
UNWRITTEN RULE: Never say this to someone with three children or more – ‘You must have your hands full!’ No shit lady. Last time I looked I only had 2 hands . You do the math.