I dream most nights but generally struggle to remember exactly what the dream was about the next day. I mean, there are *some* that dominate but rarely any that I can remember in their entirety. They are either of a common theme or they are very random, like say when a chicken is chasing me as I rush towards the train station after an explosion of holy water while simultaneously trying to fight off some kind of *thing* that looks like a cross between a rabbit and a cat. Oh, and there was that *one* inappropriate dream about Craig McLaughlin I can’t seem to quite forget, try as I might.
Having said that, there are two dreams in particular that I do have.
The first one involves some variation of me being late or a no show for my shift at McDonalds, which is curious, because I haven’t worked at McDonalds since I was 17, almost *cough* 20 years ago. So why, when I am one of the most hideously on-time, never miss a day of work kind of people, do I continue to have this dream? Well, according to my very industrious research on the interwebs, (which by the way brought up "Dreams of Killing my Boss, Turning up to work naked and doing an impromptu presentation") I have found that the reason I continually dream this way is (and let's just automatically assume the guy that said “This question makes no sence,. go suck a dick” isn't a viable source) is because I have anxiety about reaching goals, pleasing superiors and performing well. And it also suggests a chronic concern about being late.
This is all remarkably true. I hate being late. I like to be liked. And I want to perform well in my job. DREAM BUSTED!
The other dream, which is EXTREMELY common is about losing my teeth. Particularly one of my front ones. So apparently this means one of two things: I’m scared of getting old, ugly and sexually impotent OR I’m scared of making an idiot of myself in public. I’m going with the latter. Because I often do EXACTLY that!
The most common dreams are:
- Being Naked
- Being Chased
- About your Teeth
- About flying (and crashing)
- About falling
- Being tested (and failing)
So what about you? Is there a particular dream you continue to have? Do you dream at all? Like me, do you have unfortunate dreams about plane crashes the day before someone very dear to you is about to fly out. Most importantly, are you, like me, having peculiar dreams about 1980s Soap/pop stars that you can never admitted to in public? Spill. Better still, I'll do my best to interpret your dream and NOT tell you to suck a dick.